최악의 기타 솔로 '100 Worst Guitar Solos'

항상 최고에 대한 이야기만 늘어놨는데 이번에 최악에 대한 이야기를 한 번 까보자.

Guitar World에서 2004년에 뽑은 최악의 기타솔로 100곡.
이 리스트에는 최고의 기타리스트들도 피해가지 못했다.
그 이름들을 차트에서 보면 '어째서?'라고 의문을 갖게 된다.
하지만, 음악을 다시 들어보면 '그렇군!'하고 수긍을 하게 된다.

정리를 하면서 가장 재미있었던 차트가 아니었나 싶다. 하하하.
1위에 오른 C.C. DeVille. 참 여러 곡 말아 먹었던 모양이다. 하하하.

1. POISON “Guitar Solo” Swallow This…Live! (1991) GUITARIST: C.C. DeVille
라이브 앨범에선 맘에 안드는 연주의 곡은 뺄 수도 있었을 텐데... 편집자에게 영광을 돌려야할 듯.
2 BLUE CHEER “Summertime Blues” Vincebus Eruptum(1968) GUITARIST: Leigh Stephens
3 CARLOS SANTANA “The Game of Love” Shaman (2002)
솔직히 난 이 앨범 별로 였다. 아니나 다를까 산타나 형님에게 3위의 영광을 안겨 드렸군.
4 CREAM Falstaff beer 1967 radio spot Various bootlegs GUITARIST: Eric Clapton
소위 말하는 3대 기타리스트 중 유일하게 차트에 이름을 올려주신 분. 근데 이 한 곡이 아니다.
5 THE BEATLES “All You Need Is Love” Magical Mystery Tour (1967) GUITARIST: George Harrison
6 BLACK FLAG “Thirsty and Miserable” Damaged (1981) GUITARIST: Greg Ginn
7 TED NUGENT “Wango Tango” Scream Dream (1980)
8 ROLLING STONES “Ain’t Too Proud to Beg” It’s Only Rock ‘n Roll (1974) GUITARIST: Keith Richards
9 MANOWAR “Sting of the Bumblebee” Kings of Metal (1988) BASSIST: Joey DeMaio
10 LENNY KRAVITZ “American Woman” 5(1998) GUITARIST: Lenny Kravitz

11 MEGADETH “Crush ’Em” Risk (1999) GUITARISTS: Dave Mustaine and Marty Friedman
12 TWISTED SISTER “We’re Not Gonna Take It” Stay Hungry (1984) GUITARIST: Jay Jay French
13 KENNY LOGGINS “Danger Zone” Top Gun soundtrack (1986) GUITARIST: unknown
14 PETER FRAMPTON “Do You Feel Like We Do” Frampton Comes Alive (1976)
15 KORN “Y’all Want a Single” Take a Look in the Mirror (2003) GUITARISTS: Munky and Head
16 DAVID BOWIE “Hang Onto Yourself” Ziggy Stardust & the Spiders from Mars soundtrack (1973) GUITARIST: Mick Ronson
보위형님 최고의 앨범에서 최악의 연주가 탄생했구먼.
17 DEF LEPPARD “Rocket” Hysteria (1987) GUITARISTS: Steve Clark and Phil Collen
18 BRITNY FOX “Save the Weak” Britny Fox (1988) GUITARIST: Michael Kelly Smith
19 ROY BUCHANAN “Sneaking Godzilla Through the Alley” When a Guitarist Gets the Blues (1985) GUITARIST: Roy Buchanan
엥? 난 이 곡 연주 좋아했는데... 뭔가 이유가 있겠지? 라고 선정이유를 읽어봤지만 까만건 글씨, 하얀건 종이.
20 METALLICA “2x4” Load (1996) GUITARIST: Kirk Hammett
이 앨범에선 이 곡 말고도 쓰레기가 잔뜩.

21 BUZZCOCKS “Noise Annoys” Singles Going Steady (1979) GUITARISTS: Pete Shelley, Steve Diggle
22 BLIND MELON “No Rain” Blind Melon (1992) GUITARIST: Christopher Thorn
23 SMASHING PUMPKINS “Zero” Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness (1995) GUITARIST: Billy Corgan
24 VINNIE VINCENT INVASION “Boyz Are Gonna Rock” Vinnie Vincent Invasion (1986) GUITARIST: Vinnie Vincent
25 WARRANT “Cherry Pie” Cherry Pie (1990) GUITARISTS: Erik Turner, Joey Allen, C.C. DeVille
C.C DeVille은 여러 밴드에서 훌륭한(?)연주를 보여주는 군.
26 FAITH NO MORE “Epic” The Real Thing (1989) GUITARIST: Jim Martin
27 POISON “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” Open Up and Say...Ahh! (1988) GUITARIST: C.C. DeVille
28 GREEN DAY “Brain Stew” Insomniac (1995) GUITARIST: Billie Joe Armstrong
29 IRON MAIDEN “Fear Is the Key” Fear of the Dark (1992) GUITARIST: Janick Gers
30 B.B. KING “Into the Night” Into the Night soundtrack (1985) GUITARIST: B.B. King
이 곡은 아직 못 들어봤는데 찾아 들어봐야 겠네.

31 THE GRATEFUL DEAD “Shakedown Street” Shakedown Street (1978) GUITARIST: Jerry Garcia
32 THIN LIZZY “The Rocker” Vagabonds of the Western World (1973) GUITARIST: Eric Bell
33 KISS “Love Gun” Love Gun (1977) GUITARIST: Ace Frehley
의외로 에이스 형님도 차트에 이름이 자주 보이네.
34 DAVID LEE ROTH “Yankee Rose” Eat ’Em and Smile (1986) GUITARIST: Steve Vai
37 AC/DC “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap” Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (1976) GUITARIST: Angus Young
35 RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE “Know Your Enemy” Rage Against the Machine (1992) GUITARIST: Tom Morello
36 MOLLY HATCHET “Gator Country” Molly Hatchet (1978) GUITARISTS: Dave Hlubek,
38 JACKYL “She Loves My Cock” Jackyl (1992) GUITARISTS: Jeff Worley, Jimmy Stiff
39 BOB MARLEY & THE WAILERS “Stir It Up” Catch a Fire (1973) GUITARIST: Peter Tosh
40 LIMP BIZKIT “Faith” Three Dollar Bill Y’all$ (1997) GUITARIST:Wes Borland

41 MÖTLEY CRÜE “Looks That Kill” Shout at the Devil (1983) GUITARIST: Mick Mars
42 THE WHO “Eminence Front” It’s Hard (1982) GUITARIST: Pete Townshend
흠. 좀 깊게 생각해 볼 필요가 있겠는 걸?
43 VENOM “At War with Satan” At War with Satan (1983) GUITARIST: Jeff “Mantas” Dunn
44 OFFSPRING “Lightning Rod” Splinter (2003) GUITARIST: Noodles
45 JIMI HENDRIX “Foxy Lady” Blue Wild Angel (Digipak) (2003) GUITARIST: Jimi Hendrix
이건 지미 형님 무덤에서 벌떡 일어나게 만들 순위가 아니던가? 실황 앨범은 좀 편집을 잘 해야할 듯.
46 CANDLEBOX “Far Behind” Candlebox (1993) GUITARIST: Peter Klett
47 MARILYN MANSON “Cyclops” Portrait of an American Family (1994) GUITARIST:Daisy Berkowitz
48 P.O.D. “Eternal” Payable on Death (2003) GUITARIST: Jason Truby
49 GODSMACK “Moon Baby” Godsmack (1997) GUITARIST: Tony Rombola
50 ALBERT KING “Don’t Let Me Be Lonely Tonight” Red House (1991) GUITARIST: Albert King

51 NITRO “Freight Train” O.F.R. (1989) GUITARIST: Michael Angelo
52 JEFFERSON STARSHIP “By My Lady” Winds of Change (1982) GUITARIST: Craig Chaquico
53 LOU REED Metal Machine Music (1975) GUITARIST: Lou Reed
54 BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN “Badlands” Darkness on the Edge of Town (1978) GUITARISTS: Bruce Springsteen,
55 TRIUMPH “Lay It on the Line” Just a Game (1979) GUITARIST: Rik Emmett
56 AEROSMITH “Walk This Way” Live! Bootleg (1978) GUITARISTS: Joe Perry and Brad Whitford
아니, 부틀렉을 만든 넘을 찾아 목을 짤짤 흔들어야할 판.
57 THE CRAMPS “Garbage Man” Songs the Lord Taught Us (1980) GUITARIST: Bryan Gregory
58 JOURNEY “Faithfully” Frontiers (1983) GUITARIST: Neal Schon
59 THE CULT “Born to Be Wild” Electric (1987) GUITARIST: Billy Duffy
곡은 최고지만 연주는 컬트적이었다는 뜻이군.
60 SLIPKNOT “Spit It Out” Slipknot (1999) GUITARISTS: Jim Root, Mick Thomson

61 LIVING COLOUR “Cult of Personality” Vivid (1988) GUITARIST:Vernon Reid
62 STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN “Say What!” Live Alive (1986) GUITARIST: Stevie Ray Vaughan
원숭이가 나무에서 떨어진 꼴. 라이브에선 누구나 실수할 수 있는 거잖여.
63 LOVERBOY “Working for the Weekend” Get Lucky (1981) GUITARIST: Paul Dean
64 NEIL YOUNG & CRAZY HORSE “Rapid Transit” Re-ac-tor (1981) GUITARIST: Neil Young
65 SLAYER “Exile” God Hates Us All (2001) GUITARIST: Kerry King
66 BILLY JOEL “It’s Still Rock & Roll to Me” Glass Houses (1980) GUITARISTS: Dave Brown, Russell Javor
67 THE ROLLING STONES “Sympathy for the Devil” Four Flicks DVD (2003) GUITARIST: Keith Richards
긍게 라이브 공연 앨범은 함부로 낼 것이 아니라니까.
68 TYRANNOSAURUS REX “Elemental Child” A Beard of Stars (1970) GUITARIST: Marc Bolan
69 RAMONES “This Ain’t Havana” End of the Century (1980) GUITARIST: Johnny Ramone (?)

70 THE KINKS “Welcome to Sleazytown” Think Visual (1986) GUITARISTS: Ray Davies, Dave Davies
71 SAMMY HAGAR “Three Lock Box” Three Lock Box (1982)
72 BOB DYLAN “Quinn the Eskimo (The Mighty Quinn)” Bob Dylan’s Greatest Hits, Vol. 2 (1971) GUITARIST: Robbie Robertson
73 DINOSAUR JR. “Show Me the Way” You’re Living All Over Me (1987) GUITARIST: J. Mascis
74 GRATEFUL DEAD “Not Fade Away” Grateful Dead (1971) GUITARIST: Jerry Garcia
75 JOAN JETT & THE BLACKHEARTS “I Love Rock N’ Roll” I Love Rock N’ Roll (1981) GUITARIST: Ricky Byrd
76 KISS “Firehouse” Kiss (1974) GUITARIST: Ace Frehley
뭐 데뷔작이니까 이해해야지.
77 THE FIRM “Radioactive” The Firm (1985) GUITARIST: Paul Rodgers
78 THE STROKES “Last Nite” Is This It (2001) GUITARIST: Albert Hammond Jr.
79 WHITESNAKE “Spit It Out” Slide It In (1984) GUITARIST: John Sykes
나도 이 곡의 솔로는 존 이름에 흠집이라 생각됨.
80 THE CURE “Pictures of You” Disintegration (1989) GUITARIST: Robert Smith

81 NAZARETH “Hair of the Dog” Hair of the Dog (1975) GUITARIST: Manny Charlton
82 THE REPLACEMENTS “Black Diamond” Let It Be (1984) GUITARIST: Bob Stinson
83 JOE SATRIANI “Cryin’ ” The Extremist (1992) GUITARIST: Joe Satriani
84 PANTERA “Ride My Rocket” Metal Magic (1983) GUITARIST: Diamond Darrell
85 BLUES TRAVELER “Closing Down the Park” Live from the Fall (1996) GUITARIST: Chan Kinchla
86 THE BEATLES “If You’ve Got Troubles” Anthology 2 (1996) GUITARIST: George Harrison
맘에 안들었으니 정규앨범에 안 넣었을거 아냐.
87 AUTOGRAPH “Turn Up the Radio” Sign in Please (1984) GUITARIST: Steve Lynch
88 DEAD BOYS “Sonic Reducer” Young, Loud & Snotty (1977) GUITARIST: Cheetah Chrome
89 WHITE STRIPES “Offend in Every Way” White Blood Cells (2001) GUITARIST: Jack White
90 STYX “Mr. Roboto” Kilroy Was Here (1983) GUITARIST: Tommy Shaw

91 INXS “Need You Tonight” Kick (1987) GUITARISTS: Andrew Farriss, Tim Farriss, Kirk Pengilly
92 MINISTRY “Filth Pig” Filth Pig (1995) GUITARISTS: Al Jourgensen, Mike Scaccia
93 THE ALLMAN BROTHERS BAND “High Falls” Peakin’ at the Beacon (2000) GUITARIST: Dickey Betts
94 ERIC CLAPTON “I’ve Got a Rock N’ Roll Heart” Money and Cigarettes (1983)
아이고 형님.
95 SPIN DOCTORS “Two Princes” Pocket Full of Kryptonite (1991) GUITARIST: Eric Schenkman
96 ROSIE & THE ORIGINALS “Give Me Love” The Best of Rosie & the Originals (1960) GUITARIST: Noah Tafolla
97 DISTURBED “Down with the Sickness” The Sickness (2000) GUITARIST: Dan Donegan
98 GODSMACK “Running Blind” The Other Side (2004) GUITARIST: Tony Rombola
99 THE REPLACEMENTS “Hootenanny” Hootenanny (1983) GUITARISTS: Chris Mars, Tommy Stinson
100 MICHAEL JACKSON “Black or White” Dangerous (1991) GUITARIST: Slash
대미를 장식해 주시는 구먼 Slash. 근데 그 솔로를 진짜 Slash가 한 거 맞아?